BIG DISAPPOINTMENT
I hate shopping.
Curry's don't sell Curry's,
Boots don't sell boots,
Super-drug,don't even go there!
And worst of all the Virgin Mega-store ... BIG, BIG DISAPPOINTMENT!!Labels: DISAPPOINTMENT
Exotic & Erotic
Exotic food and erotic sex have more in common than you may realize!
Neither is available at home!Labels: exotic
Don't hate me
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am."
It's Been a While I Know.
Police raided Kermit's lily pad last night & found hundres of naked pictures of Miss piggy. they said it was the worst case of frogs porn they'd ever seen.
A girl in a bar points at a mans beer belly. she says "is that Carling or Bud?"He says " no idea, but there's a tap underneath if you wanna little taste
My son asked me for some help with his creative writing assignment today.So I gave him the link to his mother's description on match.com
I was walking along eating a burger when a woman's dog started barking and jumping up at me."Don't mind him, he can smell the meat and wants some, the little scamp." she said."Can you throw him a bit?" I said."Of course i can!"So I picked him up and chucked him in front of a fucking bus
I've been kicked off Blind Date.Cilla: "Number 3, what's your name and where do you come from?"Me: "My name is Dave and I come from the end of my penis."Not an appropriate answer
My neighbour confronted me today askin if i was the one that keeps stealing her underwear off the washing line, I nearly shit her pants
