Urine Test

(This was written by a rig worker in the North Sea - What he says makes a lot of sense!)

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling contractor. I am required to pass a random urine test for drugs and alcohol, with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a benefits cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.

However I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their arse drinking beer and smoking dope.

Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a benefit cheque?


Hope you will pass it along to others to read, because something has to change in the UK, and soon!

M y Re simay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I wood lik to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kan Type realee qwik wif one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

I no my spelling is not two good.

My salerery is open, I kan start emeditely.

Thank yu in advanse fore y'ore anser.

Sinseerly,

Jodie


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me belowe.




















Employer's response:...
Dear Jodie,

It's OK honey, we've got spell checker.

See you Monday, your hired..