M y Re simay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I wood lik to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kan Type realee qwik wif one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

I no my spelling is not two good.

My salerery is open, I kan start emeditely.

Thank yu in advanse fore y'ore anser.

Sinseerly,

Jodie


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me belowe.




















Employer's response:...
Dear Jodie,

It's OK honey, we've got spell checker.

See you Monday, your hired..