Shrove Tuesday

Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition on today?


The organisers have the pans and the ingredients they just need a tosser.

Technical Skills Required

Your Technical skills Required !!!



If anyone of you out there reading this is what is known as an a bit of of an electronic guru and knows how to connect a surround sound DVD/VCR, please, please please let me know.

My new neighbour keeps on asking me if can help and my wife is starting to complain about the amount of time I am spending there trying to sort it out for her.

I really do not have any idea how to do it, but I just dont want to let her down.

No doubt I will be around there again tonight.

Enclosed is a photo of what the set-up looks like.

Maybe you can help.......!!!

What Choo Looking At?

Labour Pains

A young married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the Baby's father. The married couple was more than happy to try it.

The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing at all so the doctor increased it to 20 percent.

The husband said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still no reaction, he felt nothing at all.

The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain from the wife to the husband until the wife delivered a healthy baby with no pain at all.

She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic.

When they got home, they found the Milkman lying dead on the doorstep.

How did you meet your wife?

Now where did I put my ...

Have you noticed?

Have you noticed that nowadays the medical profession seems to have more and more women as our Physicians and Therapists?

My family Doctor just recently referred me to a "just out of medical school" female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous... as well as unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I must stop masturbating.

I asked her why, and she said,

"Because I'm trying to examine you......"