Labour Pains
A young married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the Baby's father. The married couple was more than happy to try it.
The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing at all so the doctor increased it to 20 percent.
The husband said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still no reaction, he felt nothing at all.
The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain from the wife to the husband until the wife delivered a healthy baby with no pain at all.
She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic.
When they got home, they found the Milkman lying dead on the doorstep.
The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing at all so the doctor increased it to 20 percent.
The husband said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still no reaction, he felt nothing at all.
The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain from the wife to the husband until the wife delivered a healthy baby with no pain at all.
She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic.
When they got home, they found the Milkman lying dead on the doorstep.
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