vhy ze germans vill vin ze vorld cup

Look at zheir previous zhree vorld cup vins and do ze maths.

54 x 74 = 3996
-1990 = 2006 Yar.

Respect were respect is due, Maximum points winning all three games out of 3 in Group A.

P3 -W3 - D0 - L0 - F 8 - A 2 - Total Points 9

Right moving on, lets Insult A German – Today.

Germany? Not so much a civilised country as a group of sour faced, kraut loving, mental animal porn-worshipping folk singers banging one out cos' that big-jawed twat Schumacher has started winning again.

I went out with a German woman once, she never used to shave her armpits.She looked like she had Bob Marley in a headlock!

Germany - the only country where the men go down easier than the women.

They say the Brits are a nation of animal lovers. Having seen German porn, I'd say you are too.

But other than that there alright (",)