Ulrika-ka-ka

On the eve on Englands world cup group game with Sweden watch out, watch out Ulrika's about.

Ulrika Johnson was rushed to hospital last night, it was reported that she badly injured herself when she sat on her mobile phone.

However doctors informed that her condition was comfortable, after all it wasn't the first time she's had an Ericsson up her arse !!

It was reported that Ulrika Johnson had vowed to do all she could to help Wayne Rooney recover in time for the World Cup.

The TV presenter claims to be experienced in stiffing the bones of England staff with crutches.

The bookies are not certain that England are what you would call a sure thing tonight, but when asked to explain what they thought a sure thing was, they said that "bumping into Ulrika Johnson while out on a stag night, was there definition of a sure thing." (",)