Ouch & Crouch

Michael Owen is back in the U.K. and the good news is he has not missed much of Royal Ascot. (",)

England manager Sven Goran Eriksson spots a turd on the England training pitch with which he replies"Who's shit on the pitch?"

Crouch replies "I am Boss, but I'm good in the air" (",)

England manager Sven Goran Eriksson told David Beckham that he was thinking about playing him in only part of the next England World Cup match, and has suggested he may pull him off at half time.

"Fantastic" said David I usually only get an orange! (",)