Made me LOL
Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
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I asked the cashier if I could possibly take her picture with my phone because she was absolutely stunning. She giggled and said, “Of course!”
Her expression soon changed as she was scanning my jar of lube and 3 boxes of tissues.
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This interviewer stopped me in the street and asked, “Excuse me sir, are you in a loving relationship?”
“No,” I replied, “I’m married.”
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Sometimes I like to hide my wife’s inhaler.
So the next door Neighbours think I’m a stallion when they hear her panting “Give it to me!”
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Man shouts frantically into the phone
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No", he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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I asked the cashier if I could possibly take her picture with my phone because she was absolutely stunning. She giggled and said, “Of course!”
Her expression soon changed as she was scanning my jar of lube and 3 boxes of tissues.
__________
This interviewer stopped me in the street and asked, “Excuse me sir, are you in a loving relationship?”
“No,” I replied, “I’m married.”
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Sometimes I like to hide my wife’s inhaler.
So the next door Neighbours think I’m a stallion when they hear her panting “Give it to me!”
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Man shouts frantically into the phone
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No", he shouts, "this is her husband!"
posted by Beano Bunty at 2:28 PM
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