Has Cameron saved Britons Bacon

British Prime Minister David Cameron struck a deal in which the U.K. will export £45 million worth of pig semen to China.

Now that's a lot of semen, way to much to keep Rebecca Loos busy, so I suggest that Mr. Cameron gets everyone seeking jobs seekers allowance to report the there local pig farm, there is work to be done and them Porky Pigs are not going to tug themselves off.