Weight Loss Program

A guy calls a company advertising there Ultimate Weight Loss Program and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.


The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 24 year old babe dressed in next to nothing


She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. She gives him her business card that says, "If you can catch me, you can fuck me."


Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.


He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She also hand him her business card that reads, "If you catch me you can fuck me".


Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.


Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.


"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."


The next day there's a knock at the door; the guy shouts come in, I will be with you in a minute. However when he goes to say hello he finds a huge muscular black guy sitting waiting for him there wearing nothing and he hands him a business card that reads, "If I catch you, you Im gunna fuck you up the ass fat boy."




He lost 33 kilos that week.