WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.

SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Shall we go see a movie?

SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE :Is this seat empty?

SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?

SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Your body is like a temple.

SHE :Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.