Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

Try and lick your elbow (Fact - It is impossible to lick your elbow even if your not in an elevator)

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Do Tai Chi exercises.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

Meow occassionally.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

As you are walking out, push as many buttons as you can.

Another fact - At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.