Posh Loo

There was this girl called Lucy.

One night Lucy went with her girlfriends for a night on the town, they visited about 5 bars, and she drank like she never drank before.

She drank Champaigne, she drank Wine, she drank Beer & Vodka.

After she was done with all that, like any normally functioning person, she really had to go to the toilet.

So she asked the bartender where the bathroom was, and she went off in the direction to where she thought it was.

Later that night, Lucy was laying in bed trying to go to sleep, and she was thought, "wait a minute.. was that a golden toilet!!"

The next night, although not feeling too well she went out to find the special gold toilet.

She had hit 5 bars last night, so she went to the first one, asked where the bathroom was, when she went and looked, there was no golden toilet.

This continued until she got to the last bar, she was really tired by then, and rather then going to look for the toilet herself, she asked the bartender, "do you by any chance have a golden toilet here?"

The bartender turned to owner that was there and said, "hey boss!

I think I found the person who shit in your tuba!!!"

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