Idiots sex guide ...

1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea.

2. There is no need for dice in role playing.

3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway.

4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start.

5. If she says she's into "bondage", don't show her your financial portfolio.

6. You can lie down during a one-night stand.

7. Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking.

8. Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth.

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