My Dad is a...

One morning last week Tommy was at school and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out -fireman, policeman, salesman, van driver, manager of department etc.

but Tommy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about His father.

"My Dad is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his Clothes in front of other men and gives them lap dances.

Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Tommy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Tommy,

"He plays Cricket for England, but I was just too embarrassed to say..."
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