Two women walking home were so drunk they need a pee. They were so desperate they climbed over a wall into a graveyard. They had no tissue paper, so one used her knickers then threw them away, the other used a piece of soft ribbon attached to a wreath.

The next day their husbands were chatting in the local bar about the night before. "We had better keep an eye on our wives" one said "last night she came home drunk and had no knickers on".

The other man replied "you think thats bad, my wife had a card up her arse saying, From all the lads at the Fire Station, we will never forget you.

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And today's final thought is ....Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?