Learn to play the Manchester United way!

And the wages are good as well as the perks.

Moving on ..... After marrying a young woman, a 90-year-old man told his doctor that they were expecting a baby. "Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he brought an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged at him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot." "Impossible!" the geezer exclaimed. "Somebody else must have shot that bear." "Exactly," replied the doctor. (",)

* TEACHER : Thomas, go to the map and find North America. * Thomas : Here it is! * TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : Thomas!

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* TEACHER : Thomas, how do you spell "crocodile"? * Thomas : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" * TEACHER : No, that's wrong * Thomas : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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* TEACHER : Thomas, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ? * Thomas: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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