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Dear Technical Support,

About 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflictsbetween these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

A shareware program, PartyGirl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing meto shut down for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time,only to discover when these two systems detected each other, they caused severedamage to my hardware. I was then forced to upgrade to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with Freesex Plus and Cleanhouse 2006.Shortly, after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored inWife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic diary, Explorer and e-mail filter, and can, without warning launch Turbostrop and Whinge.

These latter products have no help files, and I have to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiringShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express, which need to be reinstalled every other week.Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.

These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that theyare an illegal operation.Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes.Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2006, it tends to delete all of your money files before uninstallingitself.

Any ideas?