Don't tell me.

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy said, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' Speech.

At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

So, now, if you are going to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I'll have nothing left to live for.