Lame Excuse

A school teacher reminded her final year pupils of tomorrow's important exam.

"Now listen to me, I simply will not tolerate any lame excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider serious personal injury, a serious illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

Then Jack the lad at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,

"Well, I suppose in your case you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.