Works Every Time

Police officer finds two guys in the local park, one of them has his trousers down and is bent over, the other guys has got two fingers up his mates arse.

"What is going on here then" said the officer.

Oh good evening officer, my friend said he is not feeling well so I am helping him to be sick.

"What with your fingers up his arse" said the Policeman

You just stand there and watch what happens in a minute when I stick them same fingers down his troat...

Works every time.