Priscilla the Gorilla.

The staff at London zoo were having trouble with Priscilla, their 5 year old Female gorilla who was coming into her mating season.

She was getting very frustrated and causing chaos in her pen.

This was due to the fact that she was the only gorilla the Zoo had. They had to do something to try and calm the situation as it was dangerous to the customers.

They come to the conclusion that the poor Gorilla had to get some sex!!!

Paddy was a big lad from Ireland who was known for his taste in the larger form of the female species. They propositioned him with the offer of ₤1000 for the job of shagging Priscilla the Gorilla.

Paddy said he would have to think about it.

The very next day, Paddy came into work and said he would do it on 3 conditions.

The staff at the zoo quickly agreed and asked the conditions.

Firstly says Paddy, I don't want to kiss her, secondly, no-one in my family is to find out about this.

Finally he said, how soon do you need this doing because your going to have to give me a few days to find you the ₤1000!!!! (",)