Sunday, June 10, 2007

Two Week Diet


An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.


"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.


The next time I see you, you should havelost at least 5 pounds.


"When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!


"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow myinstructions?


"The Irishman nodded...


"I'll tell you though, by jaysuz, I t'aut I weregoing to drop dead dat 3rd day."


"From hunger, you mean?"


"No, from fookin' skippin'


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