Here are some reasons why it’s better to be female...

We never ejaculate prematurely.

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it’s pathetic.

We don’t have to get our strength up between sessions...and it’s much easier for us to get "some" in the first place.

We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old perverts.

Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We can cry and get off speeding fines.

Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

Taxis stop for us.

We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

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