Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Italian Speak

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentlemen named Pablo was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract looks from a sexy young blonde woman.


Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he shagged her senseless.


After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile,

"So, you finish?"


She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."


Surprised, Pablo reached for her and the shagging resumed.


This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Pablo smiled and asked, "You finish?"


Again, after a short pause and almost out of breath, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."


Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Pablo reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets to bit.


Exhausted, Pablo fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?"


Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear,


"No, I Norwegian."


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