Lost Wives.

Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.


One says to the other, "I'm sorry mate - I was looking for my wife."

"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She's tall, with long hair, very long legs, nice firm boobs and a tight bottem.

What's your wife look like?" "Never mind about her, I think we should just look for yours!" (".)