Classic Homer.

"D'oh!!!"

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

"English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!"

"I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"

"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."

"I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!"

"Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You"

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

"You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something."