Please remember.

No matter how good she looks right now. Please remember, somebody, somewhere out there in this world is tired of putting up with all her shit.

(",)

At a recent convention of the supernatural.

The opening speaker wanted to get a feel for his audience that was attended by over 400 students, so he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" Over 80% of students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a very good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 20% of the students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...

Have any of you ever had sex with a ghost?"

Right at the very back of the room a voice shouts "OH YES BABY, Me, Me, Me, I have", and the man waves his hand while jumping up and down to get attention.

The speaker takes off his glasses, and says "Sir, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have had sex with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The student replied with a huge grin, and began to make his way up to the podium while the crowd cheered him with many people patting him on the back while he made his way up onto the stage.

When he reached the front of the room, the speaker congratulated him and thanked him for coming up on stage and then asks, "So, Sir, tell us all here today what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" The student was ready to speak but he paused for a moment and then looked very puzzled, he replied, "Ghost. Oh shit! From way back there you know I thought you said 'Goat'." (",)