I WANT SEX.

I man staying in London picked up a calling card from a phone box.

Later that evening when he returned back to the hotel, he decided to ring the number on the card.

A few moments later a very soft polite women's voice said "Good evening Sir, how can I be of service to you"

The man replied "I want Sex, not just any sex, I want dirty sex, kinky sex, naughty sex, oral sex, and some very rude sex.

The woman on the other end of the phone replied, "that all sounds very interesting sir, but can I suggest you dial 9 for an outside line first".