My wife was stood at the front door with her case and said "I'm leaving you because of your strange sexual requests"

I replied "That's fine, but could you slam the door on my dick as you leave?"


Wife caught me in the kitchen swatting flies, she said what you doin, i said whats it look like im doing im swatting flies, she asked, how many you got, i replied 5, 3 males and 2 females, she said, wow, how can you tell, i said, 3 was on a beer can, and 2 was on the phone.