Dear Mr. Gordon Brown

Dear Mr. Gordon Brown,

Rather than bailing out irresponsible banks, I have a solution to fix your economy.
Currently there are just under 8-million workers in the UK aged 50+. Pay each the sum of £1million subject to three conditions being met:

1) They leave their jobs. 8-million vacancies will fix the rise in unemployment.

2) They all buy new British made cars; 8-million cars ordered fixes the motor industry.

3) They all either buy a house or pay off their mortgage, 8-million house purchases fixes the housing market.

Job Done! Next!