Give us our daily bread

Two old boys, one 73 and one just turned 80, were sitting on their usual park bench one fine morning.

The 80 year old had just finished his morning jog around the park lake and wasn't even short of breath.

The 73 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 80 year old said "Well, I eat plenty of rye bread everyday. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 73 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "Yes, I want 5 loaves.

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be rock hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the freaking world knows about this shit but me."