Dream Girl Sayings

1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and have my friend Lucy over for a threesome!

5. God..if I don't get to blow you off soon, I swear I'm gonna go mad!

6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

7. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

9. Let's subscribe to some porno sites.

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

12. I'll be outside painting the house.

13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had
time to play on Saturday too.

14. Honey, our new neighbor's teenage daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

17. Your mother did a great job raising you.

18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new golf clubs.

19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake.

20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your mates?

21. Christ, not the fucking shopping mall again, come on let's go to that new strip club!

22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

24. That was a great fart! Do another one!

25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you.

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