First Day.

A man goes into prison for the first time. He's shown to his cell and introduced to his cellmate who's a huge strapping bloke by the name of Pongo.



Pongo does not even look at him



As soon as they're left alone, Pongo stands up and says:"OK, new boy. You and me are going to get along together just fine, and do you know why?



'No' said the man.



"Well" said Pongo, "thats because we play a game everyday called Mummies and Daddies."



And seeing as this is your first day I will let you choose what you want to be.

So do you want to be the mummy or the daddy in this cell today?"



The man thinks for a bit and decides that he doesn't really fancy either, but on balance being the daddy would probably be less painful.



"I'll be the daddy, then" he tells Pongo.



"OK, No problem, now you come over here and suck mummy's cock!"



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