Virginity

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says,

"Doctor, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin.

Is there anything you can do to help me?" After the doctor stops laughing he says, " Medically, no, but here's something you can try.

On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh.

When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."

The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for it.

They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite.

The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the biggest and thickest elastic band she could find up between her legs, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.

Things begin to progress and as her hubby "puts it in", after a few moments she snaps elastic band. The hubby shouts: "What the hell was that?" The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity going." The husband cries out, "Well go and get it back again, it's got my bollocks!"

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