A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and starts to look at the menu.

A few moments later the waitress comes over to his table, smiles and asks for his order.

"I want a quickie". he says.

She is not impressed, and she gives him a stern look and says, "Now would you please give me your order?"

Again, he says, "I want a quickie".

This time she slaps him in the face then says, "I'll give you one last chance - what do you want?"

Someone from the next table leans over and says quietly to the man, "I think it's pronounced quiche." (",)