Man Meets Women

A man was in a bar when a great looking woman walked in dressed very daringly.

He couldn't keep his eyes off her.

She finally turned and said, " If you like what you see, come talk to me?".

The embarrassed gentleman finally walked over and admitted that she was the hottest thing he has seen in a long time.

The woman said "Well thank you".

If you want anything, just ask.

No matter how strange or kinky, I will do it for £100.00.

And I do mean Anything.

Only one thing, you have to say what you want me to do in three words.

The man thought for a second and then said,

"Paint my house" (",)