Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Final word on the festive season.


The Christmas panto for thr Paranoid Scizophrenics turned into utter chaos when somebody shouted .

"HES BEHIND YOU."

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied,

"No ma'am, they're dead"


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Three men die in a car accident.

They all find themselves at the pearly gates, waiting to enter Heaven.

On entering they are told that they must present something Christmassy.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistltoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker , so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of knickers.

Confused at this last gesture , the angel asks him: "How do these represent Christmas?"

The man answers:

"They're Carol's." (",)


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