Top Dog

A man had settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his dog in the middle seat next.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why he was allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was a air marshall and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'

The plane took off, and once it had levelled out, the air marshall said, 'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to search.

Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the air marshalls arm.

The air marshall said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land. 'Say, that's pretty clever,' replied the first man.

Once again, the air marshall sent Sniffer to search the aisles.

The super sniffer dog sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the air marshalls arm.

The air marshall said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'

'I like it! I like it alot' said his neighbour.

The air marshall then told Sniffer to 'search' again.. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the air marshall with it's tail between its legs, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place, and I do mean shit.

The first man was pretty revolted by the dogs behaviour and wondered why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the air marshall, 'What's the hell is going on now?'

The air marshall swallowed hard and replied, 'He just found a bomb.'