Monday, May 05, 2008

Inner Peace


I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice that I heard on the Dr. Phil show this morning, you too can find inner peace.



Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."



So, I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this afternoon, I finished off a bottle of Red Wine, a bottle of Southern Comfort, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Vodka, a packet of M&Ms (the blue ones are great) the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the bubble gum flavour ice cream, some fudge and a box of after eight mints.



You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.



Please pass this link on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

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