"Oh sorry Ma'am"

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps
into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into
her breast.



They are both startled and he says, "Oh sorry Ma'am, however if your
heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She looks at him and replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1435."