Dangerous Situation

So you are driving at a constant speed, on your left is a sheer drop, on your right there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you there is a big pink galloping pig the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level and is also travelling at the same speed as you.

Now what must you do to safely get out of this very highly dangerous situation?











GET THE FUCK OFF THE KIDDIES MERRY - GO - ROUND YOU PISSED UP TWAT!