Mad March Tips on Life - Part Four

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.

Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreens.

Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.

The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed. (",)