Meet Bendy Wendy ...

'Im not cheap, but I am on special this week.

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Q. What's the difference between Wendy and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

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Wendy decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video.

She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. When she arrives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape into the VCR.

To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.

"I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static." "Sorry about, that," replied the store clerk. "We've had problems with some of those tapes.

Which title did you rent?"
Wendy replied, "It's called 'Head Cleaner.'"

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A bloke walks up to Wendy in a nite club and says,

"Hi, My name's Bond"

She says, "Don't tell me, it's James!"

He says, "No it's UNI, and I'm here to fill your crack..." (",)