Blondes ... you gotta love em.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when an attractive blonde neighbor came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox.

She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in her house.

A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it shut again.

Angered, she again stormed back in her house.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out yet again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it shut harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked, "Is something wrong?"

"There certainly is!

My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying "You've Got Mail."

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A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her."

I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.

The librarian nodded and said,

"Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

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A blonde women started to work at a school as a teacher.

It came to break time, and while she was on duty she noticed a girl standing on her own and thought nothing of it.

Later in the day when lunch time came she noticed the same girl on her own again, while other children were enjoying a game of football.

She decided to go over to the girl and asked her if she was alright, the girl replied "Yes" and the teacher said "Why are you always on your own here?" to which the girl replied

"Because I'm the goalie!"

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Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?

A. To feed the toilet duck!

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A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'CONTAGIOUS.'

She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands.

"Carl," she says. Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps 'cause they're contagious."

"Very good," says the teacher.

Then she picks Suzie, who says,

"The atmosphere was contagious." The teacher says, "Excellent, Suzie!"

Then she notices that little Tommy has his hand up at the back of the class. "Yes, Tommy?

" Tommy says, "The other day, me and my dad was sitting in the garden, and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence.

She had a tiny little toothbrush, and she was painting in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me,

'Jesus, it's gonna take that cunt ages to finish that fence.'" (",)