The wife turned 40 years of age just a few weeks ago, and she thought it would be a good idea to have a full check up at the doctors.

When she got home, I asked how it went, and asked what the doctor said.

She was looking very pleased with herself and told me everything was fine, in fact the doctor even complemented her on her body, saying she had a body of a women 12 to 15 years younger than her.

“Oh yeah” I said, and what did he say about your big fat lazy ass then.

She replied “Nothing, he never mentioned you at all “ (",)