Say it as it is.

Things to say when stressed at work

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

Do I look like a people person?

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

Don't worry. I forgot your name too.

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

You are depriving some village of an idiot.

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