Be very careful what you ask for.

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartendercan't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his very large muscles, but the man has a head that is two small for the rest of his body.

The bartender hands him the beer and says, 'You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it'sreally phenomenal! But I have a question, why is your head so small?'

The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.'One day', he begins, 'I was hunting and got lost in the woods.

I heard someone crying for help.

So I followed the cries and they led me to a frog that was sitting next to a stream.

''No sh*t?' says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued.

'Kiss me, kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes.

''Keep going!'.

Well I looked around to see if I was alone and gave the frog a kiss.

POOF!

And the frog turned into a beautiful voluptuous naked woman.

She said, 'You now have 3 wishes.'

I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, ' I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger.!

'She nodded and snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was so big that I just ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!, she then asked 'What is your second wish?

''What next?', asked the bartender.'I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, ' I want to makesensuous love with you by the stream' She nodded, laid down and beckoned me on.

We made love right there by the stream for hours!! god I was a sex machine.

Afterwards, as we lay next to each other, sweating from our glorious love making she whispered in my ear,

'You know you have one more wish, what will it be?

'I looked at her smiled and replied.... 'How about a little head?' (",)