Bless You

A man, standing next to a woman in a bus stop, suddenly sneezes unexpectedly, he then unzips his pants and wipes the end of his penis off with his handkerchief.

He then zips up and continues reading the bus timetable.

The woman cannot believe what she just saw.

Then he sneezes again, so he unzips his pants again, pulls out his penis and wipes it off with a handkerchief.

The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude."

He says, "I am so sorry that I have offended you. I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to ejeculate every time I sneeze."

The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says, with sympathy,

"Oh you poor man, what, are you taking for it?"

"Pepper," he replies (",)